Oddly Disappointing Truths About Modern day-Day Siberia #FOLLOWUPSIBERIA – Man On The Lam


I do not know about you, but when I was expanding up in Canada, Siberia had a specific notoriety about it. It was the sort of location exactly where undesirable individuals ended up. Or it was the sort of location exactly where fantastic individuals ended up if they attempted to expose undesirable points.

It all depends on which side of the Hammer &amp Sickle you fell I suppose.

In any case, the Siberia in my mind’s eye was complete of dissidents and exiles and political prisoners and all manner of ne’er-do-wells toiling away in gulags fighting every other tooth and nail in the streets for morsels of bread and spoonfuls of borscht.

If they even had streets that was.

Their only solace becoming bootleg vodka to stave off, as nicely to fuel, the unimaginable depression.

It was eternally frozen and abysmally dark and dreary, but one particular point was completely specific — no one particular ever, EVER, went there of their personal totally free will. It is not the sort of location you “summered” — like the Hamptons or Cape Cod — it was the sort of location you had been summoned, sentenced, or sequestered.

In quick, it was the final location on earth you’d want to obtain oneself in.

I went to Siberia (for the record, of my personal totally free will) as portion of Initial Group with the Adhere to Up Siberia campaign — a cultural exchange plan aimed at dispelling stereotypes about the area. The brainchild of nickel giant Nornickel, there are five tours in total taking international participants to different locales about Siberia in a colossal undertaking to jazz up the worldwide perception of Siberia. It is all portion of the lead-up to the 29th Winter Universiade Games taking location in Krasnoyarsk in March 2019.

It is nevertheless not also late to enter — verify out the Adhere to Up Siberia Facebook Web page or their nifty site for a lot more information. If you appear closely, you can see my smiling mug dotting the pages right here and there.

To say that the tour dispelled some of the stereotypes of Siberia I had would be placing it mildly. In truth, I was oddly disappointed that the Siberia I witnessed was practically nothing like what I had in thoughts.

I didn’t see any gulags.

I didn’t see any dissidents.

And I didn’t see any prisoners in the streets toiling away at what ever prisoners in Siberia are supposed to toil away at.

Granted, I only visited two cities in Siberia — Norilsk and Dudinka, and by most estimations, these are not the “sexiest” of Siberian cities. Nonetheless, I was flabbergasted that I had so substantially incorrect for so really lengthy.

Right here are some of the important takeaways:

There are No Gulags

Initial of all, we’ve been finding it all incorrect all these years — GULAG is an acronym for the agency that oversaw the Soviet forced labour camps. GULAG stands for Glavnoye Upravleniye LagerejI — or Key Camps’ Administration. So to be a lot more precise, these political prisoners would’ve toiled away at a GULAG labour camp, not an actual gulag. Make sense?

The GULAG agency closed in 1960, while some prison camps had been nevertheless operational till 1987. And they had been scattered all through the Soviet Union, not just in Siberia.

There are, on the other hand, numerous nicely-cared for memorials to the individuals who lost their lives in the GULAG program and other labour camps by way of the years.

In a quite ballsy move by the organizing committee, it was the 1st web site that our group was taken to when we landed in Norilsk. A sort of “you know what, let’s get this out in the open proper now. Yes, we had some undesirable instances, and we did some undesirable points, but we’re self-conscious adequate that we’re carrying out our darndest to make amends, so let’s tackle this ugliness proper out of the gate.”

So kudos to the Adhere to UP SIBERIA group and Nornickel for addressing that straight away. For some explanation it reminded me of that Oscar Wilde quote: “Every saint has a previous, and just about every sinner has a future.”

The Folks are a Lot A lot more “Smiley” Than I Believed

I came expecting dour expressions at just about every turn — individuals naturally hating their cold, miserable existences eager to share tales of woe and neglect with outsiders.

That didn’t come about.

They had been eager to share a smile even if I couldn’t realize a word they stated. Like this chap above, who drove out of his way to swing by to take a selfie with me.

There’s A lot more to the Meals Than Just Bread and Borscht

I grew up pondering, “Those poor Siberians, how do they reside on borscht and bread all day, just about every day for the rest of their days?” Effectively, I cannot say I went hungry in the course of my time in Siberia. Meals are an occasion right here. Reindeer and fish are staples, but and all manner of meat and fruits and veggies are readily out there.

What did surprise me although was that there wasn’t a lot more of an obesity difficulty thinking of how plentiful and varied (and tasty!) the meals was.

It Has a Lot A lot more Sunlight Than You Assume

I Googled “sunset time today” one particular day and this is what I was greeted with: “NOT Currently.”

Not right now? What do you imply “NOT Currently?” Perhaps it is a glitch in the program? Soon after all the KGB is spying on me proper? I am in Russia right after all. They’re feeding me what I want to hear.


If half the year substantially of the area is covered in eternal darkness, then it follows that for half the year substantially of the area is eternal daylight. That was my knowledge in May perhaps. Yes, there was snow on the ground. And yes the thermometer dipped under zero Celsius substantially of the time. But there was gorgeous, glorious daylight. Even at three o’clock in the morning. It took some finding employed to, but it also took some of the edge off that chill in the air.

Siberia is a Lot A lot more Cheery than Dreary

There’s a specific beauty even in the bleak. So I’ll let these pics speak for themselves. The colours. Oh my the colours!

Siberians (and Russians in Common) Are Not All That Various From You and Me

There’s a specific comradery amongst residents of harsher climates. I must know, I’m from Newfoundland which lays claim to the windiest, the rainiest, and the snowiest location in Canada. It is also the foggiest location in not just Canada, but all the globe.

As in Siberia, substantially of the conversation there revolves about the climate. But it is typically not the “woe is me” attitude most would assume comes with such extremes. Alternatively, there’s a shared humour in the pleasantries  — an “it could be worse” sort resolve that permeates the conversation. I enable since numerous Siberians don’t forget a time when it was.

Just like numerous Canadians have stereotypes of Newfoundlanders, I consider substantially of the globe has a preconceived notion of what it is like to hail from Siberia.

I know I definitely did.

I came convinced I’d obtain the worst: pained miserable faces of individuals resigned to their miserable lot in a miserable wasteland. That is not what I discovered at all. I discovered the ideal of a substantially-maligned area.

I went searching for the stereotype, but in the finish, I realized the only stereotype was me: The Judgmental Foreigner.


So it is time to trot out an additional stereotype — that of the apologetic Canadian — and I have to say this from the bottom of my heart:

“Sorry Siberia, I had you pegged all incorrect. You are so substantially much better than the globe thinks you are.”

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NOTE: I was a guest of #FOLLOWUPSIBERIA and Nornickel in the course of my time in Siberia, but all the glowing suggestions are clearly my personal carrying out. (Or are they?) &#x1f609

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